questions...

Did Fred Flinstone ever spread butter?
And did he use a knife?
Did Napoleon die far too young?
Or did he max his life?

If Guile used his sonic boom
Will it knock Cyclops out?
If Dalglish partnered Peter Crouch
Would he still have his drought?

Was Kublai tall? Was Sun Tsu fat?
Was Liu Bei really fair?
Was Zhong Kui really hideous
Or was it just his hair?

The questions that I ask myself
I ask them everyday
But the question that I ask the most
Is whether I am gay